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Rated 5 / 5 stars


The characters are so alive and I feel touched by this movie.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

I tend to use subtle character influences the way that Francis Ford Coppola would to let the nuance of each character's emotional expression to guide people intuitively through the narrative without having to abruptly and explicitly point the way with big friggin' arrows of coincidence and out-of-character narration statements.

Also I took like a buttload of pcp and ate a thousand burgers and used the inspiration from the subsequent coma to inspire me to write this necronomicon.

Butt Plugs Butt Plugs

Rated 0 / 5 stars

An old Opie & Anthony bit with sprites

I don't like this sir, I don't like this at all.

PSILeo responds:

Eh, whatever. :/

Fuck! it's clockday Fuck! it's clockday

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dynamic, breath-taking, beautiful!

Constructive review is constructive.

PowerRangerYELLOW responds:

Very constructive indeed and now with this construction of your constructive review i can now rebuild society.

VuvuzelaClock Short #3 VuvuzelaClock Short #3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You cannot kill Golden clock!

You cannot kill Golden clock!

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hate him or love him hate him or love him

Rated 5 / 5 stars


For da homies!

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The Revival The Revival

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Clock Day..

..a day where we all make a flash movie and yet nobody watches it.

But I just watched all of this shit and you should give me my reward now as promised!


The Graveyard Shift The Graveyard Shift

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fived as soon as I heard Atmosphere.

Everything else was a bonus.

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Clock Crew Saves Twilight Clock Crew Saves Twilight

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Did you ever know that your my heeeeeeeeroooooooo?

I give many fives to this!

This is constructive criticism.

Strawberry's Gigantic Poo Strawberry's Gigantic Poo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The hero returns....

Where the fuck have you been!?

TurdClock responds:

on the toilet. took me 3 years to get this thing out.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Now is the time for human sacrifice!

Bring fourth the virgins to be slain!

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